que-mystery:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

Fuck how insecure are you?

Its actually a brilliant idea on the part of the person who organized the class.

que-mystery:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

Fuck how insecure are you?

Its actually a brilliant idea on the part of the person who organized the class.

tallandbigwords:

For a second this Smart Car looked just like my Expedition. #imightneednewcontacts

I thought it was like one of those little capsules that expand when you get them wet. 

tallandbigwords:

For a second this Smart Car looked just like my Expedition. #imightneednewcontacts

I thought it was like one of those little capsules that expand when you get them wet. 

whiskeysandwords:

…my absolute favorite.

My favorite thing about Waffle House is that it never judges you.
4:13 AM with two clowns and a Drag Queen? It’s all good, just don’t stiff your waitress. 

whiskeysandwords:

…my absolute favorite.

My favorite thing about Waffle House is that it never judges you.

4:13 AM with two clowns and a Drag Queen? It’s all good, just don’t stiff your waitress. 

For my anon from the other day.

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usscucuboth:

The USS Defiant flying under an Excelsior Class ship …

Oooh, physical models. Nice.

usscucuboth:

The USS Defiant flying under an Excelsior Class ship …

Oooh, physical models. Nice.

Well I’ll be damned…

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I’ve seen her show in person. This act is even hotter than you’d imagine.

(Source: veda-leonhart, via a-certain-shade)

Anonymous said: Hi, can you please tell me what movie that gif with the girl in the red dress is from? I need to know!! It's the one where she's on the couch and there's a man in a suit in front of her, and then she get's on her knees. I scrolling through the notes on the gif and i saw you wrote a comment about the video, so i figured you would know the title. Thanks. :D

Hi anon, can you link me to the .gif? I think I know which one you mean, but I’m not certain.

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ilgentiluomo:

mswetness:

Crawl to Daddy, Princess…

Yes, Daddykins.

Vieni da me……

Damn that’s hot.

Shit, in this economy there are college graduates making pizzas, stocking shelves, and driving cabs,

Shit, in this economy there are college graduates making pizzas, stocking shelves, and driving cabs,

(Source: questionall, via bookoisseur)