still have absolutely zero voice, so I’m making lemons out of lemonade & deciding that one of my new years resolutions is to listen more than I speak 🤣🤣
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
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I cannot wait for this.
(Source: causticgrip, via saberomega)
Staff Announcement tl;dr Version
“We decided that getting rid of pornbots was too difficult, so we’re actually going to spend ten times the resources to just get rid of everything we think might have a boob in it. You’re welcome.”
(Source: delgrosso, via beerburritowhiskey)
“I’m going to start rattling cages until all the monkeys fall, so you get yourself a real good grip!”
Knight Rider, 1982
A retired Danish special forces officer modified a *1979 Camaro, with all the armor and detection avoidance equipment available to him by the US airforce, to deliver much needed medicine and supplies to civilians in 1990s war torn Bosnia. He had night vision, kevlar panels, IR absorbent paint, mine pusher, run flat fires, and a nitro system to put another 200hp on top of whatever his 5.7L V8 put out in case the local militias wanted a word.
(Via Historical Brain on facebook)
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(Source: catchymemes, via saberomega)
On Having a Son:
1) Poop, poop everywhere. Everywhere.
2) I don’t know how others feel, but I’m glad I didn’t get my son circumcised.