mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

Seeing as how Ray Rice only got two games for assaulting his then girlfriend, I think its safe to say that the overriding factor is football.

(via laughterkey)

14rugger:

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Truth

Is that a fact?

14rugger:

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Truth

Is that a fact?

peterwknox:

Fantasy Football Draft: 3rd Pick, 10 Player Traditional League, Snake Draft

Are you rosterbating already?

peterwknox:

Fantasy Football Draft: 3rd Pick, 10 Player Traditional League, Snake Draft

Are you rosterbating already?

waitingonoblivion:

The Rick Perry Mugshot.
The indictment is a waste of time, without merit and counter productive in that he’s getting great publicity from it.
Still, would love to see him run again. First time around was pretty hilarious.

The first two charges are without merit and its a good thing he can’t remember the third.

waitingonoblivion:

The Rick Perry Mugshot.

The indictment is a waste of time, without merit and counter productive in that he’s getting great publicity from it.

Still, would love to see him run again. First time around was pretty hilarious.

The first two charges are without merit and its a good thing he can’t remember the third.

womaninterrupted:

frenchgrapefruit:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

these topping combos will change your avocado game forever

Oh yes.

Paging
womaninterrupted

I ate a bagel at 10:30 this morning. That was my last meal. I would make swallow these whole right now.

My favorite way to eat an avacado is to give it to someone else.

(via bookoisseur)

jenandtonic:

tallandbigwords:

"Poppa, where are you going?" #SadRosie #pitbull

ROSIE! Ugh, she’s so sad today. 

jenandtonic:

tallandbigwords:

"Poppa, where are you going?" #SadRosie #pitbull

ROSIE! Ugh, she’s so sad today. 

girlwithalessonplan:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

We were just talking about this in class!  Thor is a good example of “master of two worlds” on the Campbell quest pattern.

sudo dontsmashcups

enter sudo password for thor: jane foster

(Source: maxmff, via think4yourself)

invincibeard:

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

Bruh’s twitter name is eyeFLOODpanties which just makes me think about what the founding fathers twitter handles would have been. 

Jefferson would have been ‘freedomNthestreetsSlaveryNtheSheets”

(via caetiecakes)

I hope Charlize Theron walks in there, orders the most expensive bottle they have, drops a deuce on the bar, and then runs away without paying.

I hope Charlize Theron walks in there, orders the most expensive bottle they have, drops a deuce on the bar, and then runs away without paying.

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)