February 2012
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lickypickystickyfree replied to your post: Sonofa… probably sex. maybe you were busy with your mouth. I remember dreams of the earth being gouged by beams of light, being killed by aliens when they attacked NYC, and being chased by zombies. Why can’t I remember dreams about getting a little tail?
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Sonofa...
I think I bit my tongue in my sleep. I can see the marks on the bugger where it was impaled on one of my teeth, but I really can’t recall biting (and certainly not with the force that would have been required). WTF? What was I dreaming about?
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Alternate caption for my previous post:
“Yo dawg, I heard you like to drink beer and that you like to trim your beard in the shower. So we put a beer in your shower so you can drink your beer while you do your beard.”
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Victory is mine!
Successfully made it to 1:30 without pants.
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A Lesson in Compromise from the Pinterest Team
ensignau: Recently, Pinterest was asked by officials from Mitt Romney’s campaign to change the name on the account of a user who had created a satirical board poking fun at Romney’s, how shall we say, epicurean tastes.  While it’s clear the Pinterest team appreciated the commentary and creativity that Eric’s board brought to their site, when it comes to setting a precedent for the rest of...
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New Rule:
Every time you see an article lamenting about how bad the Foxconn factory is (and therefore Apple is) take a shot. If it ignores the dozen or so other large American companies who’s foreign activities are equally repugnant, finish your drink.
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I do not need a 1/350 scale model of a Kirov class...
I do not need a 1/350 scale model of a Kirov class cruiser. I do not need a 1/350 scale model of a Kirov class cruiser. I do not need a 1/350 scale model of a Kirov class cruiser. But I really, really, want one.
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fuckyeahsirharder: fringeofdarkness: On A Dominant’s Touch. One thumb.  One finger.  That is all a Dominant needs to take his girl to the deepest, darkest recesses of her erotic center and make her feel simultaneously owned, taken, ravished, and savored.   But is this all a Dominant needs?  If so, then any man can clutch a nipple, take a girl, and make her his.  Clearly, there is more in a...
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erospainter: “In a Taken In Hand relationship, spanking and other means of physical force are not about ‘correction’ but rather about dominance. That is, it’s about might – not right. A man doesn’t have to be right in order to dominate a woman; and if she’s right and he’s wrong about something, that does not mean that she’s dominating him. I might get into a reasoned debate with my dominant man...
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Darth Maul.
idrvfast: Makes all the other shit in this film worthwhile. Also, Dual Of The Fates is a great piece of score. John Williams is a fucking genius. There really isn’t any other reason to see Episode 1 besides Darth Maul.
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awkward.
rustydotcom: when you really want to post something on tumblr but you know the person you want to post about reads your tumblr.
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We just received a check from a client,
on it was written “with the deposit of this check [attorney’s name] agrees not to protest what is written about his representation of [client’s name]” Sure thing douchbag. Just as long as you agree not to protest what is written about our representation of you. 
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needsmorevideogames: Speaker For The Dead seems to be so much better than I remember. I knew it was great, but I remembered a book I didn’t enjoy anywhere near as much as Ender’s Game the first time around simply because it wasn’t my style of novel. I still think I prefer the Shadow series because it’s more action based, but I’m definitely glad I’m getting more enjoyment from Card’s more...
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It's time for a unified ebook format and the end... →
Imagine buying a car that locks you into one brand of fuel. A new BMW, for example, that only runs on BMW gas. There are plenty of BMW gas stations around, even a few in your neighborhood, so convenience isn’t an issue. But if one of those other gas stations offers a discount, a membership program, or some other attractive marketing campaign, you can’t participate. You’re locked in with the BMW...
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Things I Wish I Could Do On the Tumblr Phone App
helms-deep: Reply to all of your Five Guys comments. I could literally lie down under this table right now and take a nap I’m so full. Instead, I’m headed over to a friend’s house to watch her 3 boys this afternoon while she takes an art class. That’s right. Filmmaker, Baker, Nanny, Father. Many hats are worn here at Helm’s Deep. Never a full moment. Things I wish I could do on the...
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sex.
psychedelictits: section9: lombardisbeard: i wanna fuck you so badly. I was wondering how long his previous post was going to stay up.  yeah. about that… Welcome to the doghouse. Population: Lombardisbeard.
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sex.
lombardisbeard: i wanna fuck you so badly. I was wondering how long his previous post was going to stay up.
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fuckyeahsirharder: Hmm..maybe I could get some use out of my dining room table after all As it turns out, some dining room tables are not the best height.
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msdeenyc asked: 43 :)
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trentsworld asked: 29
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Canada to be renamed North America Minor.
and Great Britain is to be renamed Proto-America. 
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belmore asked: 11. Also, hi! New follower here.
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Report: Pirates interested in acquiring Yankees... →
eta: I’m still amazed by this. Trading for an over-hyped and under-performing pitcher? When did Omar Minaya become the Pirates’ GM?
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BREAKING: KIM JONG UN, RECENT HEIR TO KIM JONG IL... →
jasencomstock: wat? I was completely expecting to get rickroll’d. 
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New Rule:
If you can’t find a single person in your organization who knows what dropbox is, you need to get some new people into your organization.
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i love the feeling of bare legs tangled in warm...
Are these two not the freaking cutest?
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