…Well, that’s one way to interpret things.
well it is the BIble, not the straightble
Well, if you’re a fan of literal interpretations…
(Now with more porn!)
Vine has previously taken steps to hide pornographic and sexually explicit videos shared by its users, but today it’s outright banning the content. The company has updated both its rules and terms of service to prohibit sexually explicit material. “As we’ve watched the community and your creativity grow and evolve, we’ve found that there’s a very small percentage of videos that are not a good fit for our community,” the company said in a blog post. ”For more than 99 percent of our users, this doesn’t really change anything.”
It seems as though Vine is also looking to head off any censorship controversy by outright admitting, “We don’t have a problem with explicit sexual content on the Internet –– we just prefer not to be the source of it.” The changes are effective immediately, and Vine has posted a help center article to help users understand what sort of clips are permitted compared to those that are now banned. Videos of sexual acts, sexually provocative nudity, and closeups of “aroused genitals underneath clothing” are strictly prohibited — as are artistic or animated videos that are sexually graphic.
Les envies d’Annie
Illustration by Jean Pierre Ceytaire
Harvey Specter returns to TV tonight.
I’m pretty sure this is MsDeeNYC’s friend (or she knows him at least).
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”
Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.
However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.
Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
Cue the late-night show jokes in 3, 2, 1….
This has been an idea for quite some time. I recall reading a sci-fi short story where there was a woman who was implanted with something similar.
ANNIE - Official Trailer (2014)
Total bullshit. No way he’s using Windows 8.