Intentionally Untitled

On Finding A Roommate

jennyjennybobenny:

I’m getting many emails from Craigslist about the apartment, and that is great! So, I’ve made a list of qualifications. It’s actually more like, “if these things apply to you, you will not be getting a response”:

• you can’t write a complete sentence
• your email to me contains ZERO capital letters
• you are an actress, model, bartender, yoga instructor, or all of those things at the same time
• you are a fashion magazine photographer who is also real estate agent (which is apparently a thing?)
• you work from home
• you mention right out of the gate that you are having trouble “dealing” with your current roommates
• you ask me questions that are clearly already answered in the ad 
• you “don’t really watch TV” (what. get out.)
• you have a cat
• your entire email was one sentence: “Hello kindly get back to me if the room is still available for rent.”
• you are still using a hotmail account
• you typed this: “im obsessed with anthropology!!!! :)” I think you mean Anthropologie. If you’re obsessed with it, then learn how to spell it.

This is just so far…