The Helicopter Pilot
Me: What can I do for you today?
Patient: Well, I am here for my prescription renewals and a follow up on my lab results.
Me: Sure thing. I am not familiar with your history, can you tell me why the labs were ordered?
Patient: Oh, I can never pronounce it. Something about a helicopter pilot?
Me: Helicopt-oh...stomach issues right?
Patient: Yes, that's right.
Me: Got it. Let me pull those up for you.