July 13, 2012
The woman said she screamed, the man said “it tasted so good, though” and then ran from the Walmart.

Deputies: Man claims to be with TV show, sucks girls toes in Walmart - WYFF (via brooklynmutt)

As the page was loading up, I kept saying to myself “please don’t be from Alabama, pleas don’t be from Alabama….”

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