If you get pregnant through rape, it is a gift from God, that is if your body/uterus doesnt automatically shut down during the event because it senses danger. So really if this happens dont go getting hormonal and taking it out on Mitt Romney at the polls.
Even after everything you may be lucky to make it into his binder and be eligible for a job that will have you home in time to cook dinner.
God is also responsible for famine, poverty, and all the evils of the world.
Apparently he has a really messed up sense of humor when it comes to gifts.