allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: 

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

Normal Tuesday morning.

(via seekingalpha)

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